can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this boner is exhausting
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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