You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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