Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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