what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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