You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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