three words: i give head
three words: not that well
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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