we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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