p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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