I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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