She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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