thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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