You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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