He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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