I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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