So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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