i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dicks are not precious.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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