I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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