Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
