i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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