do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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