well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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