I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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