Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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