i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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