We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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