Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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