That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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