That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
