I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
