i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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