in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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