did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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