I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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