Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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