Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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