Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just forgot I was standing up.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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