thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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