it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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