I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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