If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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