people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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