he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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