I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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