JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You were trust falling into bushes
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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