I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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