She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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