Non-Jews are for practice
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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