My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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