someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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