so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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