roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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