so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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