I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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