Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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