So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You're a waste of cheezeits
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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