didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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