How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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